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  About this book

  ‘Samuel the Sliding Sausage’ – a classic 70s origin of Hoo Ha House – has been made available as a FREE download (various distributors) in the hope and that you, or your child, like the story enough to buy the 'Boodles HooHa House Origins' box set. ‘Queenie the Quivering Quilt’ is also available as a FREE download.

  The 'Boodle HooHa House Origins’ box set includes the following stories:

  ‘Samuel the Sliding Sausage’, ‘Wally the Wobbling Wellington’, ‘Percy the Peeping Pot Plant’, ‘Maurice the Messy Mop’, ‘Queenie the Quivering Quilt’ and ‘Terence the Terrible Tap’.

  Out of pure nostalgia - or just sheer love of the stories - please support the author and buy this set.

  Simply run a search for 'Boodles HooHa House Origins'

  Table of Contents

  About the Author

  List of books

  Samuel the Sliding Sausage

  Copyright © Jo Kemp 2012

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  About the author

  ‘The Boodles which became Hoo Ha House’

  Jo is the original writer – not one of those who followed – of the late 70s children’s cult TV series ‘Chorlton and the Wheelies’ and ‘Jamie and the Magic Torch’ and fans still seek out her autograph today. But she left all this behind when she felt compelled to save a children’s day nursery. Happily she did and she’s never looked back.

  Jo created Boodle Books which were taken up by Thurman Publishing of ‘Mr Men’ fame. She set up an animation company and produced ‘The Raggy Dolls’.

  Boodles were re-launched in 2004 as Hoo Ha House but market forces proved against them. However, she’s now reclaimed the rights and can write with a wicked free hand. The Hoo Ha House series runs to 26 titles covering A-Z of the alphabet.

  Jo has done away with the politically correct police and no longer has to edit by committee. Instead, the books are for adults to enjoy and for children to enjoy too being a true representation of the author’s undiluted work.

  Boodle Books were first published in the 80s with the original artwork made available electronically thanks to the request of a fan who wanted to be able to share her favourite bedtime story with her daughter.

  Jo Kemp - List of books

  Boodles HooHa House Origins (Original 1980's versions)

  Samuel the Sliding Sausage - Wally the Wobbling Wellington - Percy the Peeping Pot Plant - Maurice the Messy Mop - Queenie the Quivering Quilt - Terrence the Terrible Tap

  **‘To whet your appetite ’Queenie the Quivering Quilt’ and ‘Samuel the Sliding Sausage’ are available as separate ‘FREE’ downloads on various retailers websites.

  Hoo Ha House (Spring 2013)

  Pack 1 (A to E)

  Andre the Artistic Apron - Billy the Boisterous Bike - Cameron the Courageous Cupboard - Dorothy the Dizzy Doughnut - Eva the Energetic Egg Timer

  Pack 2 (F to J)

  Frank the Forgetful Frisbee - Glenda the Goal-Getting Gherkin - Holly the Hip-Hop Happy Hairbrush - Ida the Incredible Ironing Board - Josie the Jolly Jam Pot

  Pack 3 (K to O)

  Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle - Lulu the Lonely Lamppost - Morris the Messy Mop - Nigel the Niggly Napkin - Ollie the Oozing Oilcan

  Pack 4 (P to T)

  Percy the Peeping Pot Plant - Queenie the Quivering Quilt - Raj the Rambling Radiator - Samuel the Sliding Sausage - Terry the Terrible Tap

  Pack 5 (U to Z)

  Una the Unhappy Umbrella - Vera the Vacuous Vacuum - Wally the Wobbling Wellington - Xander the Xenophobic Xylophone - Yvette the Yodelling Yule Log - Zac the Zealous Zucchini

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  Samuel’s great day had arrived.

  At exactly eight o’clock he sat on the breakfast plate with his friends Tom and Toe the tomatoes, Braden the bacon, Engle the egg and Fred the fried bread.

  It was the day they’d been waiting for, the day they’d been made for, and they all got rather excited.

  I bet I’m liked the best!” boasted Engle the egg, and Fred the friend bread thought of a joke.

  “What did the bacon say to the egg?” asked Fred.

  Nobody knew.

  “Lean over and tell us a yoke!” he replied.

  At first, Samuel didn’t get it. And then he did. “Oh, lean like bacon and yoke like joke,” he laughed, and he laughed so much he fell off the plate.

  And bounced a few times on the floor!

  “Oh dear!” cried everyone as they peered over the plate. “Quick, you’d better get back.”

  “How?” wailed Samuel.

  “Bounce,” they all replied.

  So Samuel bounced. Not very well at first, but then he got better and better.

  Boing! Boing! Boing! he went and bounced high in the air.

  And landed head first in the butter. Splosh!

  “Oh!” Samuel said, slipping and sliding around.

  And he slipped and slithered until – Whoops! – he slipped and landed on the floor again.

  Boing! And everybody laughed.

  Samuel tried again.